Dave's Old Porn (TV Series)
Marc Maron/Christy Canyon (2012)
Dave Attell: Self - Host
Quotes
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Dave Attell : Welcome to Dave's Old Porn!
Marc Maron : Oh my God, thanks for having me. I was looking forward to jerking off with you.
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Marc Maron : [watching the first clip with Christy Canyon] And those are like genuine, I think.
Dave Attell : Genuine? I call them real.
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Dave Attell : Well fake boobs are kinda like newscasters. They really only have like two expressions, you know, like really excited or really sad.
Marc Maron : But either way, you think they're just acting.
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Marc Maron : That's a from behind finger blast, is that what you call it? You're the pro.
Dave Attell : I call it the 'Cincinatti Hello.'
Marc Maron : Oh, sure, sure, I, I always knew it as 'Cleveland', but whatever.
Dave Attell : [Dave laughs] We both worked different clubs.
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Dave Attell : Yeah, but you can't trim an Armenian bush, it will make it rain and ruin the harvest. Doesn't this guy know gypsy... legends?
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Christy Canyon : I hope you don't look at every girl's pussy the same.
Dave Attell : Sometimes I look at it, sometimes I giggle in it, sometimes I pray to it.
Christy Canyon : Who are you dating?
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Dave Attell : This is a common theme in porn, ok.
Marc Maron : What, the guy with the belt?
Dave Attell : The lonely, super hot chick and the two, like working men come in. It's never like a scientist and a mime, you know?
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Dave Attell : [watching a threeway] Which guy do you most relate to, here?
Marc Maron : The guy holding the camera?
Dave Attell : I rela-
[bursts out laughing]
Dave Attell : Fuck it, you grabbed it, dude. Excellent one. Marc Maron is here, everybody, is here.