2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the New Boss (2012)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

Quotes 

• Han Lee : Caroline is late again. And she better not use your new cupcake shop as an excuse this time, 'cause sista, that crap ain't gonna fly.

  Max Black : First of all, stop talking like you're in a Tyler Perry movie. And secondly,

  [Caroline comes in without Han noticing] 

  Max Black : Caroline's here, she's in the kitchen.

  Han Lee : Oh, really? 'Cause when I was in there, you told me she was out here. You play me, fool.

  Max Black : Stop talking like you're in a Tyler Perry sequel.

• Caroline Channing : [Max walks in on Caroline and Andy having sex after hearing Caroline shrieking]  What are you doing?

  Max Black : I forgot Andy was here! And your sex voice is the same as your murder voice!

  Caroline Channing : So are you just gonna stand there?

  Max Black : Are you offering me a threeway?

  [Intercom buzzes] 

  Max Black : Well, it looks like we're about to be a full-blown orgy.