The Neighbors (TV Series)
Mother Clubbers (2013)
Jami Gertz: Debbie Weaver
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Quotes
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Debbie Weaver : They're flirting, Larry. They're letting her know that they find her attractive.
Larry Bird : She is?
Jackie Joyner-Kersee : I am?
Debbie Weaver : Are you kidding? Larry, your wife is a 10!
Larry Bird : Out of how many? Because if she's a 10, I'm at least a 38.
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Debbie Weaver : I'm a mom. I'm a limo driver without a limo.
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Debbie Weaver : Oh my God, I'm dressed like Adam Sandler.
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Debbie Weaver : If I were to get all styled up, do you think I could get into a club?
Amber Weaver : A book club?
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Larry Bird : You feed this to your children? Is it to punish them?
Debbie Weaver : No, Larry, it's not a punishment. It's called cereal.
Larry Bird : It's 98% processed sugar spray painted pink. You're better off eating the box.
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Marty Weaver : Michael friggin' Bay hit on my sexy wife.
Debbie Weaver : I don't know if it's sexy or weird that it's turning you on.
Marty Weaver : I don't know either, but it's happening.