- Debbie Weaver: Guys, you can't go through our mail. A person's mail is a private thing.
- Larry Bird: Yes, that's why it's placed by a stranger in a box at the end of your driveway unattended. Silly fools.
- Debbie Weaver: Well, you know how every society has different social classes?
- Jackie Joyner-Kersee: Oh, no! Not on Zabvron. We are all equal. Some of us are very equal, some are middle equal and some are... barely equal at all. They hardly deserve our scraps.
- Reggie Jackson: They are beneath me.
- Dick Butkus: Peasants!
- Marty Weaver: It's actually a great club and you're great people. They're lucky to have you.
- Larry Bird: Thank you, Marty. To my complete surprise, that means a lot.