American Horror Story (TV Series)
Bitchcraft (2013)
Jessica Lange: Fiona Goode
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Quotes
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Fiona Goode : Now, I've read all your files, and you're never gonna become great women of our clan sitting around here at Hogwarts, under the confused instruction of my daughter. We're going on a field trip. Jesus, go change your clothes. Wear something... black.
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Fiona Goode : Each one of you has a unique gift, but that's not nearly enough to be a real witch.
Madison Montgomery : And you're a real witch?
Nan : She's the Supreme.
Fiona Goode : [laughs] You know that one? She's smarter than all of you put together.
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Fiona Goode : What are we talking about? College boys? Taken in the prime of their lives, such a tragedy. Almost makes you want to cry, doesn't it? But then, the world's not gonna miss a bunch of assholes in Ed Hardy t-shirts.
Madison Montgomery : Who are you?
Fiona Goode : You know, I've got to hand it to you - the bus flip... that's not easy. You are a sloppy little witch bitch.
Madison Montgomery : Go to hell, you stupid hag.
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Cordelia Foxx : I have half a mind to enchant the locks after you leave.
Fiona Goode : [laughs] Don't make me drop a house on you.
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Cordelia Foxx : I don't have a broom.
Fiona Goode : That's ironic.
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Fiona Goode : [Takes a look at Madame LaLaurie's dated attire] Come on, Mary Todd Lincoln. I'll buy you a drink.
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Fiona Goode : When witches don't fight, we burn.
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Tour Guide : Uh, excuse me, you can't just barge in on the tour without purchasing a ticket.
Fiona Goode : You're giving us a tour for free.
Tour Guide : Free! of course.