Me Him Her (2015)

Dustin Milligan: Cory

Quotes 

• Brendan : Cory... I'm gay.

  Cory : I know.

  Brendan : What?

  Cory : You're gay.

  Brendan : How do you know I'm gay? You don't know I'm gay.

  Cory : Hm?

  Brendan : How long have you known I'm gay?

  Cory : Well... we met, what, freshman year at college, so...

  Brendan : So, why didn't you tell me?

  Cory : Why didn't I tell YOU your sexual orientation?

• Cory : Are you a man or are you yogurt?

• Cory : What, is a flannel shirt supposed to be some kind of lesbian Power Ranger uniform?

• Cory : How can you be so psychotic and coordinated at the same time?

• Angela Sarafyan : [as herself]  Time to get serious.

  Luke Bracey : [as himself]  G'day, I'm Luke Bracey.

  Emily Meade : [as herself]  I'm Emily Meade.

  Dustin Milligan : [as himself]  I'm Dustin Milligan.

  Angela Sarafyan : I'm...

  [bleeped out] 

  Luke Bracey : Now, I know sword-fighting seems cool when you're older brother or sister does it, but it's not just fun.

  Emily Meade : You can die, or get your tits chopped off.

  Dustin Milligan : Whether it's with rapiers or broadswords or just shanks that you made out of your own hair...

  Luke Bracey : ...sword fighting causes more problems than it solves, always.

  Emily Meade : Always.

  Dustin Milligan : Always.

  Angela Sarafyan : Always.

  Dustin Milligan : So, if you or a friend is challenged to a duel, stop.

  Angela Sarafyan : Think.

  Emily Meade : And contact the palace guards.

  Dustin Milligan : Or a wizard.

  Luke Bracey : In Australia where I'm from, if someone fucks with ya, you just tie 'em to a horse and send that horse off a cliff.

  Emily Meade : But what happens to the horse?

  Luke Bracey : The horse fucking dies.

  Dustin Milligan : Stop before you start.

  Angela Sarafyan : Words.

  Emily Meade : Words.

  Dustin Milligan : Words... not s-s-s-swords.

  [title card: "Words NOT Swords. Sponsored by the Office of National Sword Control Policy Partnership for a Duel-Free America."] 

• Cory : She f*cking dumped me man!

  Brendan : You guys weren't even together.

  Cory : No! But she did it anyway, man! And I didn't even know she could do it until she did it.

• Cory : Ohh, God, it's so boring back home, man. Yeah, you don't even know, man. Like I don't do anything anymore. Like nothing. I packed my bags to move out of my place, like, two years ago, and-and-and I never moved. I never unpacked my bags, man. I've just been... I'm just living out of bags.

  Brendan : Are YOU okay?

• Cory : Cut it. That's my face.

• Cory : Sorry, you trying to vulture a stranger's drink?