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Family Guy (TV Series)
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (2012)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin as Joseph, Stewie Griffin as Jesus, Brian Griffin as Robby, Glenn Quagmire as Wise Man, Carter Pewterschmidt as King Herod, Dr. Elmer Hartman, God
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin as Joseph : Now, gather round everybody and hear the awe-inspiring tale that caused millions and millions of deaths.
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Peter Griffin : [resuming the tale] Okay, let me just ram the rest of this rhetoric down your throats...
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Meg Griffin : I can only imagine what it must have been like for them on that very first Christmas.
Brian Griffin : It was probably very moving... and fictional.
Stewie Griffin : Jesus live with us for like a week, what else do you need?
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Stewie Griffin : Hey, if you're a virgin, how come I shot out of there like a greased up cannonball?