Mike & Molly (TV Series)

Vince Takes a Bath (2012)

Billy Gardell: Mike Biggs

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Quotes 

• Mike Biggs : [Vince is on the couch, naked under a blanket]  Are we having soup?

  Molly Flynn : No, it's for Baby Bear and you're feeding him, Papa.

  Mike Biggs : I just walked in the door!

  Molly Flynn : Hey, wanna know what I found when I walked in the door?

  Molly Flynn : [lifts Vince's blanket]  That! Naked and wet in the bathtub! Look at it!

  [Mike turns away, disgusted] 

  Molly Flynn : Look at it! Look at it!

  Vince : For God's sake, I'm a human being!

  Molly Flynn : Let's take a hair sample and see what a biologist has to say about it!

• Mike Biggs : Oh, what happened?

  Vince : I threw my back out.

  Molly Flynn : That's what you get for doing it on the floor.

  Joyce Flynn : We weren't doing it on the floor. We're not animals.

  Vince : Yeah, we were doing it in reverse, prairie dog style and I slipped on a strawberry.

  Mike Biggs : That's what happened to the strawberries.

• Molly Flynn : Well, let's lift him and get him onto the bed.

  Joyce Flynn : Wait, wait, he's covered in coconut oil.

  Mike Biggs : I was wondering why I was craving a Mounds bar.

• Mike Biggs : [reading a thank you card he just wrote]  'Thank you for the sliver cundlestucks'. I may not be right handed!