- Dr. Victor Falco: The Kraang! Well, I wanted no part of that stuff. Who knows what kind of monstrosities could result?... No offense.
- Donatello: Some taken.
- Leonardo: Alright Falco, we've had enough of your...
- Raphael: Do NOT say "Monkeying around!"
- Leonardo: I wasn't going to!
- Dr. Victor Falco: Yes, you were.
- Donatello: I don't get it. How can one fight without thinking?
- Splinter: You are extremely intelligent, Donatello, but you must learn to use the spaces between your thoughts. Observe
- [attacks a headphone-wearing Mikey, who dodges everyone of his moves]
- Splinter: See? Michelangelo doesn't think.
- Michelangelo: Thank you!
- Splinter: You're welcome.
- Donatello: But Mikey has more spaces between his thoughts than I do.
- Splinter: Yes, that is true.
- Leonardo: Donnie, are you gonna be okay?
- Donatello: Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
- Leonardo: In that case...
- [Leo, Raph and Mikey start laughing at him]
- Raphael: You got beat up by a monkey? In front of your girlfriend?
- Donatello: She's not my girlfriend! And that monkey was a vicious mutant!
- Leonardo: Yeah, I'm sure he went bananas! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He went ape!
- Raphael: [sees April enter] No more monkey puns.
- April O'Neil: Are you laughing at him because he's hurt?
- Michelangelo: No we're laughing at him, because he was hurt by a... monkey!
- Michelangelo: Wow, it's like he's psychic!
- Donatello: He IS psychic, shellbrain! That's what he just said!
- Michelangelo: Oh, yeah I kinda tuned out when he did his whole "I'm evil, blah blah blah" thing.
- Donatello: It's over, Falco! We know it was you who mutated Rockwell!
- Dr. Victor Falco: I used him as a guinea pig.
- Michelangelo: Well, it didn't work! you turned him into a monkey!