Glee (TV Series)

The Break-Up (2012)

Jacob Artist: Jake Puckerman

Quotes 

• Marley Rose : [to Jake]  I don't get why someone like you is with someone like Kitty.

  Jake Puckerman : What do you mean, someone like me?

  Marley Rose : You act like you don't care what anyone thinks, but you obviously are just as desperate to fit in as everyone else if you'll date her.

  Jake Puckerman : You don't know how it feels to really be on the outside. The black kids think I'm too white, the white kids think I'm too black. Kitty's funny and hot, and yeah, a little crazy, but you know what, she likes me and when I'm next to her, no one makes fun of me for once.

• Kitty Wilde : [to Marley]  I heard they're opening up a new Ronald McDonald House in Lima just for you and your finger-licking, lard-loving, Gilbert-Grape-looking mama.

  Jake Puckerman : Hey! That's enough.

  Kitty Wilde : I'm sorry, or what?

  Jake Puckerman : Or I'm breaking up with you.

  Kitty Wilde : You do not want to break up with me, okay? I am like a bad Carrie Underwood song once I get going.

  Jake Puckerman : Yeah, well, I'll take my chances. We're done.

  Kitty Wilde : [to Marley]  You did this. Well, you're both gonna regret this turn of events because I will tell you one more thing: Obama's gonna lose.