In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about wanting no surprises on a first date. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Daniel Maurio,
Loni Love and
Mo Mandel discuss Forbes 2012 100 Most Powerful Celebrities list from which Chelsea has been dropped since last year, Dan's receding hairline, speculation that Christopher Columbus was Jewish, the book "On Hitler's Mountain", a drunk farmer in Dubuque, Iowa driving around with a zebra and a parrot in his car, and a pet psychic asking a client's dead dog if he'd like to be cloned. Chuy provides more of his insights on the next installment of "Chuy's Idioms". And Chelsea chats with guest
Malin Akerman about her upcoming movie
Rock of Ages (2012), the plethora of recent roles where she's had explicit sex, working with an orangutan, meeting her husband when they performed together in a band, meeting President
Barack Obama from afar at the White House dinner, her cover photo on "Shape" magazine, and how she got into shape for the shoot by soul cycling.
—Huggo