Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Cobie Smulders: Maria Hill
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Quotes
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Maria Hill : All set up boss.
Tony Stark : Actually he's the boss.
[points to Captain America]
Tony Stark : I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
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Maria Hill : File says they volunteered for Strucker's experiments. It's nuts.
Steve Rogers : Right. What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their country?
Maria Hill : We're not at war, Captain.
Steve Rogers : They are.
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Maria Hill : [about the Maximoffs] He's got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation.
[Cap gives her a blank look]
Maria Hill : He's fast, she's weird.
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Maria Hill : Well, the news is loving you. Nobody else is.
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James Rhodes : [to Stark] So, no Pepper? She's not coming?
Tony Stark : No.
Maria Hill : [to Thor] What about Jane? Where are the ladies. gentlemen?
Tony Stark : Oh, Ms. Potts has a company to run.
Thor : Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's most foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark : And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.
Thor : There's even talk of Jane getting a, um,
[pause]
Thor : Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill : Yeah, they must be pretty busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together.
[coughs]
Maria Hill : Testosterone!
James Rhodes : Oh, my goodness.
Maria Hill : Excuse me.
James Rhodes : Want a lozenge?
Maria Hill : Mm-hmm.
[Hill and Rhodey walk away, Stark and Thor both grin]
Thor : [to Tony] Jane's better.
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Tony Stark : All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King, but it's rigged.
Clint Barton : You bet your ass!
Maria Hill : Steve, he said a bad language word!
Steve Rogers : [to Tony] Did you tell everyone about that?
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Steve Rogers : The next wave's gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?
Tony Stark : Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.
Steve Rogers : I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.
Tony Stark : Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.
Natasha Romanoff : Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...
Steve Rogers : Not 'til everyone's safe.
Natasha Romanoff : Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.
Steve Rogers : I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.
Natasha Romanoff : I didn't say we should leave.
Natasha Romanoff : [Steve turns to look at her] There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?
Nick Fury : [Cap and Natasha hear Fury's voice] Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better.
Nick Fury : [Helicarrier shows up] Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.
Steve Rogers : Fury, you son of a bitch.
Nick Fury : Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Maria Hill : Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.
Specialist Cameron Klein : Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two... take 'em out.
Pietro Maximoff : [They watch the lifeboats fly in towards Sokovia] This is SHIELD?
Steve Rogers : This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.
Pietro Maximoff : This is not so bad.
Steve Rogers : Let's load 'em up.