"The Almighty Johnsons" Magical Fluffy Bunny World (TV Episode 2012) - Jared Turner as Ty Johnson

Anders Johnson : First time I laid my eyes on her, it was the strangest, most remarkable feeling, like... like...

Ty Johnson : Like your soul has been given wings?

Anders Johnson : Yeah. Like my dick was trying to drill out of my trousers and right into her. I mean, I was ready to nail her right there and then, whether or not she wanted to - but let me tell you, Ty, she wanted it. Oh, Lord, she wanted it.
Anders Johnson : You have to ask yourself, how much of a friend is Zeb, really? Well, what? What's the alternative? Give him our Frigg-let? I think we all know that's not gonna happen. Fight him? Kill him? Come on. We're not the fighting, killing kind.

Derrick Hansen : I am.

[belches]

Anders Johnson : Then let's send MC Hammer here, and what will happen will happen. Meanwhile we get on with our lives, and if your friend Zeb turns into a martyr along the way, so be it. When Odin and Frigg get it on, we get our proper powers, then we can kick some serious giant ass to avenge his scrawny ass. Sounds straightforward to me.

Bryn : It sounds to me like the arrogant god shit we were trying to stop.

Mike Johnson : Yeah, if you haven't got anything useful to say, you might as well piss off back to whatever bar you crawled out of.

Anders Johnson : What was not useful about that? That made perfect sense. Ty, did that not make perfect sense?

Ty Johnson : Sorry, I wasn't listening.

Anders Johnson : What, do your ears need defrosting?

Jared Turner: Ty Johnson