Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Full Bars (2012)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

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Quotes 

• Gene : There's nothing wienners hate more than hot sauce. I learned that the hard way.

  [Flashback; Gene is in the toilet eating a taco, about to add hot sauce] 

  Gene : Mmm, nothing like eating tacos on the toilet.

  [Hot sauce spills on his lap] 

  Gene : Aaah!

  Gene : [Back to present]  Eleven years old and I'm still learning.

• Louise : [about a girl's cell phone]  This thing is like a remote control for teenage boys.

  Gene : Make them touch butts!

  Tina : Give them ridiculous French accents.

• Gene : Queen Latifa, give me strength!

• Louise : Full bars? Full bars! FULL BARS? She just gave us Full-Sized Chocolate Bars! Does she know? Oh my god! Was it an accident?

  Gene : What just happened? How does this not topple your economy?

  Tina : Everything I know to be true just went out the window.

• Louise : Let's go where the rich people live. Rich people know how to trick-or-treat right.

  Gene : And good skin care.

• Louise : Must be a golf country club.

  Tina : Looks like a miniature golf course.

  Gene : The windmill must be enormous!