- Jessa Johansson: Your boyfriend should kill himself. You deserve it.
- Hannah Horvath: Well, thank you. But you're just saying that because you love me.
- [Hannah's reading]
- Hannah Horvath: I met Igor online, in a chat room for fans of an obscure punk band my vegan friend Marina liked. Igor's screen name was Pyro000, which belied a level of articulation unusual for an internet boyfriend. So he became my internet boyfriend for six blissful months until his friend IM'd me to say that he had died. Died!