- Conner Kent: Shield's great. But it won't stop a space ship. Or a boom tube.
- Jaime Reyes: What's a boom tube?
- Scarab: [Heard only by Jamie] Boom tube. An alternate means of instant transport between distant locations. Not compatible.
- Jaime Reyes: Not compatible with what? I swear I don't understand half the things you say!
- Mal Duncan: Feeling's mutual.
- Superboy: What were you thinking using sonics against an Appelaxian?
- Blue Beetle: Dude! Never even heard of an Apple-laxative before tonight
- [Everyone is trying have an intervention for Red Arrow]
- Nightwing: You're our friend. Just because you're a clone with anger management issues doesn't change that.
- Wally West: Seriously, have you met Superboy?
- Conner Kent: Where's Nightwing?
- Mal Duncan: Taking the night off. Personal business.
- La'gaan: [sigh] Perfect.
- [Looks over at M'gann and La'gaan]
- La'gaan: So, back to movie night, Angelfish?
- Conner Kent: [Grabs Jamie] Tag. You're it.
- Jaime Reyes: Ey!
- Mal Duncan: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Con, yo! What are you-...
- Conner Kent: Taking the night off! Personal business.
- Superboy: Can you scan that case?
- Blue Beetle: Yeah, sure.
- Scarab: [Only heard by Jamie] Cannot scan contents. Not compatible.
- Blue Beetle: Not compatible again? What does that even mean?
- Superboy: Blue. What do *you* mean? Who are you talking to?
- Blue Beetle: What is that thing?
- Superboy: Don't know. But the way Sphere's reacting, I bet it's Apokoliptian.
- Blue Beetle: Meaning?
- Superboy: Meaning bad news.
- Blue Beetle: What is that thing?
- Scarab: Appellaxian Golem.
- Blue Beetle: You know, I'm bilingual, and I still have no idea what you just said.
- Scarab: Irrelevant. Attack!
- Blue Beetle: Okay, *that* I get.
- Scarab: That tactic would be more effective if you fired through bone.
- Blue Beetle: Ugh. No!
- Superboy: Blue, let's go. Fight your inner demons later.
- Blue Beetle: Demon. Singular. One's enough, believe me.
- Roy Harper: I'm whelmed by all this attention. What're you even doing here, West? I thought you ditched the hero game.
- Wally West: Ditching the game doesn't mean ditching my friends. And before you round back to the "original Roy" again. let's face the facts. *He* was never our friend.
- Nightwing: We've all done the math. Speedy was abducted before any of us met.
- Wally West: You're the guy we trained beside. Fought beside. You're the only you we know.
- Nightwing: You're our friend.
- Roy Harper: You want to salvage someone's soul? Go get Kaldur to see the light. From what I hear, he needs course-correcting. But leave me out!
- Sportsmaster: As requested, Ugly and Whisper are now a living warning to anyone else straying from the path of the Light. But why blow up Gruesome? Seems like a wasted resource.
- Partner: A resource falling into enemy hands is a resource best disposed of.
- Sportsmaster: Partner... I like the way you think.
- Blue Beetle: How are the ears?
- Superboy: [Yelling] FINE!
- [Normal]
- Superboy: Oh, ugh, fine. But what were you thinking using sonics against an Appellaxian?
- Blue Beetle: Dude. Never even heard of the Apple-laxative before tonight...
- Superboy: You freshman never do the homework. Haven't you read the case file on the League's first mission? Haven't you taken the guided tour of the Hall?
- Blue Beetle: Those are rhetorical questions, right?
- Black Canary: When was the last time you trained? The last time you slept?
- Roy Harper: Don't even start! I'm in the best shape of my life.
- Black Canary: Oh, really? Best shape of your life?
- [Attacks him, Roy falters]
- Black Canary: That was me holding back. Way back. Roy. You used to treat your body as a temple. But now?
- Roy Harper: My body is no temple! It's a cheap knockoff. A clone.
- Jim Harper: You're a clone. But you're not the only clone on this rooftop. And I know from personal experience how tough it was to come to grips with being a copy of someone else. That's why I gave up my identity as Guardian. So that I could figure out exactly who Jim Harper is supposed to be.
- Roy Harper: That's not the only thing you gave up!
- Jim Harper: Roy, you know we both spent years looking for the original Speedy. And every one else here did the same. We never found him because... the Light didn't keep him alive. It was Cadmus policy to delete the source material. He's dead, brother. Which is all the more reason you have to live. To honor the Roy that was.
- Roy Harper: We have a daughter?
- Jade Nguyen: Lian Nguyen-Harper. She needs her father, Roy. You have to get your head on straight. For her. And that means you need to exorcise Speedy's ghost, once and for all. So while I was away I called in every chip I had. I got us a lead, Red. One last chance to find the original Roy Harper.
- Wally West: Hey, it's after midnight. Happy Valentine's Day, Artemis.
- Artemis Crock: You remembered.
- Wally West: Come on! What kind of jerk would I be if I forgot Valentine's Day?... For the fifth year in a row?
- Artemis Crock: Well, I remembered, too. I got you your favorite food. Everything.
- Wally West: Babe, you rock.