- Tamsin: Did somebody spike your brewski?
- Dyson Thornwood: Dude this one time? That totally happened. I got to be Kenzi. Nailed it.
- Kenzi Malikov: [about Lauren] She is bossy, territorial, and controlling.
- Bo Dennis: She thinks you're immature, irresponsible and clingy.
- Kenzi Malikov: [Offended] She does?
- Bo Dennis: Oh, you've said those things about yourself.
- Kenzi Malikov: Yeah, but when *I* say it, it is adorable.
- Kenzi Malikov: Can we just forget about your Fae-self for like a nanosecond, and talk about something that's really important?
- Vex: Doubtful.
- Kenzi Malikov: Mascara.
- Vex: ...You have my attention.
- The Morrigan: If I hadn't just had my nails done, I'd rip your beating heart out myself.
- Bruce: You're too kind.
- Vex: Bloody physicians. I mean, imagine sayin' that there's nothing wrong with it. I mean, have you ever heard anything so...
- [Notices Trick isn't listening]
- Vex: Hello! Barkeep! I'm talking to you!...
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Still?
- The Morrigan: Oh, Bruce you disappoint me.
- Bruce: I'm Steve
- The Morrigan: How did this happen?
- Bruce: It's not my fault, she had an army.
- The Morrigan: Don't insult my intelligence! You're a worse liar than your brother, Eric.
- Bruce: Dave.
- The Morrigan: I don't care!
- Kenzi Malikov: Dudes, all I did was grab this stupid shillelagh and all of a sudden I'm Darth Vader!
- Lauren: Let me see that-...
- Kenzi Malikov: [Tries to drop it] Yeah, about that... the shaft is kinda Fae-zy Glued to my hand.
- Vex: Yeah, that happened to me once. Painful.
- Lauren: It seems to be an energy bond.
- Kenzi Malikov: So un-bond it!
- Lauren: I can't. The wood is melded to your flesh.
- Kenzi Malikov: Worst hand job ever.
- Bo Dennis: You know, I am actually interested in your work. You can talk to me about whatever it is you do.
- Lauren: Really? You want to hear about my latest monograph regarding the rhizome repellent gradient of Fae blood compared with human blood, especially when suspended in an isotonic solution?
- Bo Dennis: ...Or we could go to a movie.
- Kenzi Malikov: Yesterday it was the two-headed thingie that looked like Regis. Then before that it was that hotdog vendor that turned out to be a fire- breathing...
- Bo Dennis: I wanna say, frog?
- Kenzi Malikov: Jellyfish?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: This is a huge responsibility you've taken on.
- Kenzi Malikov: I just picked up a frikkin' stick!
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: That's how destiny works. One day you're you, and the next day-...
- Kenzi Malikov: I'm a superhero.
- [sighs]
- Kenzi Malikov: Pro I could be awesome, forever.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Yup.
- Kenzi Malikov: Okay... Con I would have to learn how to do everything with my left hand and I mean *everything*.