- Monroe: Who the hell is this bitch?
- Kelly Burkhardt: Hey!
- Nick Burkhardt: She's my mother.
- Monroe: Dude. She told me she was... I mean, isn't she supposed to be, like, not so alive?
- Monroe: Yeah, no, totally. I mean, family reunions can be brutal. Our last one, we lost two cousins and a sheep dog.
- Rosalee Calvert: Okay.
- Monroe: No one missed the cousins, you know.
- Kelly Burkhardt: Your great-great-grandmother Hilda with this blade castrated a rotznasig carcaju.
- Nick Burkhardt: That's good times.
- Intro: There once was a man who lived a life so strange it had to be true. Only he could see what no one else can: the darkness inside, the real monster within. And he's the one who must stop them. This is his calling, this is his duty - this is the life of a Grimm.