- Dennis Duffy: I have a new business idea. It's like Netflix, but you go to a store and you pick out your video from a limited selection.
- Jack Donaghy: [Giving Tracy advice on how to get people to stop respecting him] Do TV. No one will ever take you seriously again. Doesn't matter how big a movie star you are, even if you have the kind of career where you walked away from a blockbuster franchise or worked with Meryl Streep or Anthony Hopkins, made important movies about things like civil rights or Pearl Harbor, stole films with supporting roles and then turned around and blew them away on Broadway. None of that will matter once you do television.
- Jenna Maroney: You're back!
- Tracy Jordan: [turns around] Yeah, this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.
- Jenna Maroney: Look at Roman Polanski.
- Tracy Jordan: No, thank you.
- Jenna Maroney: Or Elia Kazan. He told the government his friends were communists, then got a standing ovation at the Oscars!
- Tracy Jordan: That's crazy! A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name.
- Tracy Jordan: You know, when you think about it, the only celebrities who completely undo their good will are the murderers. John Wilkes Booth, Phil Spector, O. J. Simpson, who texted me earlier today... what should I write back?