- Max Black: [reading Caroline's hate mail] If I ever see you on the street, I will
- [faltering]
- Max Black: ... shake your hand and wish you a good day
- Caroline Channing: It doesn't say that in there.
- Caroline Channing: Wow, there's a good chance we were there in the same place that night!
- Max Black: There's a good chance I spit in your drink that night. But only if you were acting all fussy and bitchy-
- [glances at Caroline]
- Caroline Channing: [nodding in agreement] There's a good chance you...
- Max Black: [in unison with Caroline] There's a good chance I spit in your drink that night.