Quotes
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[last lines]
Ted Lasso : What's up?
Rebecca Welton : Do you know what time it is?
Ted Lasso : [checks his phone] 9:30. Or half nine, as you folks say over here for some goofy-ass reason.
Rebecca Welton : That's just to annoy Americans.
Ted Lasso : Yeah.
Rebecca Welton : No, this is that time of year when I come down here and reveal something to you.
Ted Lasso : Oh, snap, that's right! Okay. Well, here we go. You know what? Maybe I should guess this year. No, no, no, that's silly. Yeah, no, just go ahead and tell me. Go on, let 'er rip.
[pause]
Rebecca Welton : I've got nothing. I really tried as well. I mean, even on the walk over here, I was thinking something would pop into my head, but... nope. Absolutely nothing. Sorry, Ted. No truth bomb this year.
Ted Lasso : Mmm. Well, that's okay. I got one.
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Ted Lasso : So this morning, I don't just bring biscuits. I also have a very special surprise guest.
Rebecca Welton : Oh. How exciting. To whom do I owe the pleasure?
Dottie Lasso : I'm Coach Lasso's new bodyguard. Please keep your hands where I can see them.
[giggles]
Dottie Lasso : I'm just kidding. You can keep them well-manicured mitts of yours wherever you like.
Rebecca Welton : Oh my God. You're Ted's mother!
Dottie Lasso : Winner, winner, B.F. Skinner!
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Rebecca Welton : You know, I was thinking I should travel abroad.
Ted Lasso : Mmm. Eat, Pray, Love style, right?
Rebecca Welton : Well, more like Drink, Sleep, Fuck.
Ted Lasso : Mm-hmm.
