The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Effortless Manly Coolness (2012)

Emmett Skilton: Axl Johnson

Quotes 

• Axl Johnson : Uh, Ty, this is Ingrid's friend Danny. Uh, he just got out of jail, he needs a place to crash... Danny, Ty.

  Danny : Hi, man. This is a sweet place, eh?

  Ty Johnson : No, he's not staying here.

  Ingrid : No, not for long, just till he finds somewhere decent.

  Ty Johnson : No, it's not a good time.

  Ingrid : He won't bother you. He'll be in my room most of the time.

  Ty Johnson : It's not your room. It's mine. You happen to be in it.

  Ingrid : I thought it was all right for me to be here?

  Ty Johnson : It is - but certainly not bringing in whoever you like. And... does Olaf know about Danny?

  Danny : Who's Olaf?

  Ingrid : But Danny's the one who needs somewhere to stay.

  Ty Johnson : Not gonna be here.

  Ingrid : What are you saying?

  Ty Johnson : Ummm... that your friend can't stay.

  Ingrid : Oh. I see. Then I guess you don't need me anymore, either. That's fine. I get the message.

  Ty Johnson : What?

  Ingrid : You need your space.

  Ty Johnson : Actually, yeah, that would be quite good.

• Danny : Hey, you know, there's a little known fact that prison is full of real smart guys.

  Axl Johnson : If they're so smart, how come they got caught?

  Danny : They were unlucky.

• Axl Johnson : What's in the bag, Danny?

  Danny : It's nothing for you to worry about, you know?

  Axl Johnson : This is my flat, dude. You're in my house. What's in the bag?

• Zeb : Hey, look, man, people don't just give you respect. You have to command it.

  Axl Johnson : That is true.

  Zeb : What you want is just effortless manly coolness.