Matt Chapman: Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Coach Z, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Sad, The King Of Town, Homsar, Strong Mad

Quotes 

• Coach Z : Hey, Strong Bad! I thought you was gonna dress up as the alien this year.

  Strong Sad : Xenomorph! Xenomorph!

  Strong Bad : Yeah, I was gonna, but when I got to the Hammacher Schlammacher's, they were all sold out. I did get an awesome Shiatsu massage wine opener, though.

• Strong Sad : So wait, was there ever a "Jibblies 1"?

  Strong Bad : Nah, horror movies don't need first movies anymore. This is the reboot of the reimagining of the reinvention of the original.

  Strong Sad : "Original" and "horror movie"? Not these days.

• Homestar Runner : Hey, Strong Bad!

  [to a stick in the ground] 

  Homestar Runner : Hey, The Cheat!

  Strong Bad : Well, if it isn't the human grate on my nerves. Don't you have an estranged girlfriend to be annoying somewhere?

  Homestar Runner : Nah, she's busy shimmying and shaking and talking about giblets or something.

  Strong Bad : Giblets?

  [suddenly worried] 

  Strong Bad : Wait, Homestar, are you telling me that Marzipan has the jibblies?

  Homestar Runner : [annoyed]  Strong Bad, I think that's a bit of a personal question.

  Strong Bad : We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great-ve danger!

  [Strong Bad runs off while Homestar glares at the stick in the ground] 

  Homestar Runner : I hate you, the stick.