Lost River (2014)

Rob Zabrecky: MC

Quotes 

• [Dave sings on stage at his club] 

  Dave : [Dave singing]  All day I've faced the barren waste, without a taste of water / Cool water / Old Dan and I, with throats burned dry and so-o-uls that cry / For water / Cool... Clear... Water / Keep on movin', Dan, don't you listen to him, Dan / He's a devil, not a man / He spreads the burning sand with water / Dan, can you see that big, green tree / Where the water's running free, and it's waiting there for me and you / Co-o-o-l... Cle-e-e-ar... Water / Keep on movin', Dan, don't you listen to him, Dan / He's a devil, not a man / He spreads the burning sand with water / Dan, can you see that big, green tree / Where the water's running free, and it's waiting there for me and you / Co-o-o-l... Cle-e-e-ar... Water... Water... Cool... Clear... Water.

  Dave : I need a drink after that one.

  MC : [Dave walks off stage]  By the way, he's also available for children's parties.

• [Billy arrives to the Big Bad Wolf Club when the MC on the microphone introduces Cat to the stage] 

  MC : Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, this is the moment you've all been itching for. Coming to our stage is a lady of letters, a woman not of substance, but above-stance. The 8th, 9th, and 10th wonders of the world. Now, you may recognize her from, 'Sadissmo,' 'Burn, Baby, Burn,' 'The Violent Ones,' or her stage production, 'The Beautiful, The Bloody, and The Bare.' Please put your hands together for the delightful, the delicious, and the de-lovely, pretty Miss Kitty Cat!

  [the audience cheers and applauds]