- Tate Brady: Don Keefer!
- Don Keefer: Yeah?
- Tate Brady: How would you and Elliot Hirsch like to have one of the debates?
- Don Keefer: Eat me.
- Tate Brady: Mr. Skinner, I'm trying to be as dip...
- Charlie Skinner: When Don says "eat me," that's usually the end of the conversation.
- Tate Brady: Sloan Sabbith! You want to be a star?
- Sloan Sabbith: Me?
- Tate Brady: Yeah.
- Sloan Sabbith: Fuck you.
- Brian Brenner: And he's going to cave on the debate too.
- MacKenzie McHale: Are you sure about that?
- Brian Brenner: I'm absolutely sure about that.
- MacKenzie McHale: You know what I like about Will? He's not absolutely sure about anything. He struggles with things. He's never certain he's right, and sometimes he's not, but he tries hard to be. He struggles with things.
- Will McAvoy: [Will hops past in the background, trying to put on his trousers. He falls] God d...
- Crew member: Will, are you all right?
- MacKenzie McHale: Could somebody help Will put his pants on?
- Neal Sampat: A popular discussion at the moment there's recent article projecting U.S. credit rating fallout as a result of the debt ceiling standoff.
- Sloan Sabbith: Yes, I heard that on the news. No wait... I didn't. I heard about Casey Anthony instead.
- Neal Sampat: Well that's where I jumped in. I said, "If I can balance my checkbook, why can't the government balance its budget?"
- Sloan Sabbith: Mary mother of God am I sick of that insane analogy. Balancing your checkbook is to balancing the budget as driving to the supermarket is to landing on the moon.