- Mrs. Howard: I'd like to return this movie.
- Mandy McAllister: Okay. Thank you, come again.
- Mrs. Howard: I can't believe you would rent this filth.
- Mandy McAllister: It's not filth, it's Basic Instinct.
- Mrs. Howard: Well, my husband was watching it and there was a woman in there who showed her hoo-hah.
- Georgie Cooper: Yeah, she does.
- Mandy McAllister: Come on, I mean, you don't see the whole thing. At most, you see a hoo.
- Georgie Cooper: If you see the hoo, the hah's right there.
- Mrs. Howard: Whatever it was, it's sinful.
- Georgie Cooper: Why don't you pick out something else? On the house.
- Mrs. Howard: I don't know why you'd carry something like this!
- Mandy McAllister: People like it.
- Georgie Cooper: I've seen it three times.
- Mrs. Howard: Do you really want to bring your baby into a world where this is considered entertainment?
- Mandy McAllister: Lady, why don't you let me worry about my baby, and, uh, you worry about what your husband's watching.
- Georgie Cooper: All I'm saying is we need to remember where the real money's coming from. If we want it to keep coming, you got to back off.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: Okay, fine. I'll behave. When did you start to be the responsible one?
- Georgie Cooper: Hey, I don't like it either.
- Dr. Linkletter: Son - and I call you son because I think of you as family - is this the way you would treat your own family?
- Sheldon Cooper: Not my mom. Everyone else is on their own.