NCIS (TV Series)
Too Many Cooks (2023)
LL Cool J: Sam Hanna
Quotes
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Sam Hanna : No, the professor didn't hate anybody, especially not his students.
Nick Torres : Then why did he pull me aside during the last week of training and tell me to quit?
G. Callen : Those were his exact words?
Nick Torres : No. His exact words were, "You are a lone wolf, not a team player."
G. Callen : Was he wrong?
Sam Hanna : My dad used to say after practice, "If the coach is yelling, it's a good thing."
G. Callen : Yeah, it means he cares.
Sam Hanna : It's when the coach stops riding you. Then you should be worried
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Timothy McGee : I can't believe this. You guys are accusing me of treason in my own house?
G. Callen : It is nothing personal.
Timothy McGee : Really? Then why aren't we doing this in the conference room?
Sam Hanna : We didn't know where that was.
Timothy McGee : You didn't know where *this* room was! I had to show you.
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Kasie Hines : Heather Richardson is a genius.
Sam Hanna : That's exactly why she wasn't my type.
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Jesse Boone : I'm afraid I've got more bad news.
Kasie Hines : Are you gonna tell me the professor was actually a cylon this whole time?
Jesse Boone : No, but I still haven't found any sign of the missing cell phone or the person who took it. There's nothing in this apartment.
Kasie Hines : Frak!
Jesse Boone : So say we all.
Kasie Hines : Oh, a fellow Battlestar fan? Well, I knew I liked you better than Agent Hanna.
Jesse Boone : He's not a fan of sci-fi?
Kasie Hines : He's not a fan of subtlety! I show him *one* email from DoD, and he storms out of here and arrests McGee. No questions asked.
Jesse Boone : I'm pretty sure a lotta questions were asked. It was an interrogation.
Kasie Hines : Of a fellow agent?
Jesse Boone : Look, Agent Hannah was doing his job.
Kasie Hines : He can do it somewhere else, because Sam Hannah is not allowed to set foot in this lab *ever* again.
Sam Hanna : That's gonna be a problem.
Kasie Hines : [pause] Let me call you back.
Jesse Boone : [laughs] Copy.
