It's the final day of The Barclay's Premier League. Manchester City & Manchester United sit atop of the table separated only by goal difference. United are away at Sunderland, whilst City host relegation threatened QPR in Manchester. Who will win? No one knows, not least Reg & Stan, two hapless employees of The Barclay's Premier League. Reg & Stan are sat in a service station, between the two cities, with the winners trophy, not knowing where to deliver it until the very last kick of the most dramatic afternoon in English football history.
—Plank Industries