- Matt Lucas - Self: [to the baker contestants] For your signature challenge, the judges would like you each to bake a batch of six, identical mini charlottes.
- Noel Fielding - Self: Your mini charlottes should have a beautifully set filling encased in a sponge of your choice. I love mini Charlottes.
- Matt Lucas - Self: Oh, me too. You wanna play a game of mini Charlottes?
- Noel Fielding - Self: [excitedly] Yes, please.
- Matt Lucas - Self: Um... Charlotte Church, five foot four.
- Noel Fielding - Self: Charlotte from "Sex and the City," five foot one.
- Matt Lucas - Self: Oh... Princess Charlotte, four foot six.
- Noel Fielding - Self: The spider from "Charlotte's Web," sixteen millimeters.