Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (2012)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Jake Harper : [eating pizza in graduation caps and gowns]  Man, I did not think Jeremy was ever gonna stop talking.

  Eldridge Mackelroy : Yeah. That guy really puts the 'dict' in 'valedictorian'.

  Jake Harper : He thinks he's so great, just 'cause he's goin' to Harvard.

  Eldridge Mackelroy : Where is Harvard, anyway?

  Jake Harper : Didn't you learn anything in High School? It's the capitol of Connecticut.

  Eldridge Mackelroy : Are you sure?

  Jake Harper : Yeah. Harvard, Connecticut. What'd you think was the capitol of Connecticut?

  Eldridge Mackelroy : 'C'

  [he giggles as he holds up his hand in the shape of the letter 'C'] 

  Jake Harper : You're an idiot. I don't know why I hang out with you.

  Eldridge Mackelroy : 'Cause you're gay.

  Jake Harper : Well, then, what does that make you?

  Eldridge Mackelroy : Attractive.