Supernatural (TV Series)
Bitten (2012)
Leigh Parker: Brian Wilcox
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Quotes
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Kate : [about Sam and Dean] Those guys aren't FBI, all right? I'm pretty sure that FBI agents don't say "awesome" that much, you know? And they definitely don't hunt and kill college kids.
Michael Wheeler : Did they say anything else?
Brian Wilcox : Dude, they just sat and talked about how they've been apart for a year. You were probably right about that whole office-romance thing.
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Michael Wheeler : Please tell me you taped it.
Brian Wilcox : Come on. Who loves you?
Michael Wheeler : [laughs] Aww. I wish I could quit you.
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Kate : So, the FBI is here. Your neighbor got murdered, but you're totally cool.
Brian Wilcox : No. It's not - it's not that I'm cool. It's just that, like... I mean, then it's good that the FBI are here, right?
Kate : That is so annoyingly logical.
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Kate : Look. I mean, there's got to be an explanation for this.
Brian Wilcox : Really?
Kate : It... was self-defense.
Brian Wilcox : Eating a heart is self-defense?
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Kate : Michael is not your movie. We don't even know what happened to him.
Brian Wilcox : Exactly. I'm gonna get Michael's origin story on-camera.
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Professor Ludensky : The young man who sleeps through most of my lectures. I mean, who would miss him?
Brian Wilcox : Me.
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Brian Wilcox : I want to see what you guys see... do what you do. I'm sick of being Piggy. I want to be Ralph.
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Brian Wilcox : These girls?
Michael Wheeler : Yep.
Brian Wilcox : Okay. #fails.
[Turns the camera to each girl in turn]
Brian Wilcox : Homeschooled.
[Different girl]
Brian Wilcox : Secretly in love with her roommate.
[Another]
Brian Wilcox : Listens to country music.
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Kate : Maybe you got bit by an alien. That would explain the FBI.
Brian Wilcox : Or maybe a mutant bit you.
Michael Wheeler : Am I a superhero now?
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Michael Wheeler : [Filming] In a world where nothing is what it seems...... one brave, shockingly handsome, virile young man...
[Turns the camera turn Brian]
Michael Wheeler : And his faithful, learning-disabled, robotic manservant...
Brian Wilcox : Oh, no.
Brian Wilcox : [Turns camera to cafe] ... Must battle through waves of cybernetic asshats in order to sexually liberate the women of...
Brian Wilcox : [Takes camera] Okay. Give me that.