- JR Godfrey: What are you?
- Olivia Godfrey: Annoyed, exasperated, sexually underwhelmed. Shall I go on?
- JR Godfrey: What - are you?
- Olivia Godfrey: Pull the trigger. Find out.
- Christina Wendall: I've seen you swimming in my grandparent's pond.
- Peter Rumancek: So you've seen me naked.
- Christina Wendall: I don't care. It's just that I'm a novelist, so it's important to me to understand people's motivations.