- Rick Stevens: My mother's deep throating a breathing tube, and you want to know how far in college she got?
- Lucy Stevens: What is it with the men in this family? You're such rotten fucks that you have to bring the neighbors to pinch hit for you?
- Rick Stevens: Are you trying seduce me?
- Pamela Bender: I'm trying to be your teacher... just raise your hand if you have nay questions.
- Jimmy Leach: I'm working on putting a breakfast bar in here, eggs and sausage - and a lap dance, all in $12.99.