Jessie Prescott: [Bertram has just entered the room, dressed as a werewolf, while she was trying to write her scary story. Bertram howls like a wolf, but she's not buying it] Bertram, quit trying to scare me with your teddy bear costume!
Bertram: [through costume] I'm not a teddy bear! I'm a werewolf!
[takes werewolf mask off]
Bertram: Werewolves used to be scary! I blame Taylor Lautner.
Jessie Prescott: Bertram, quit the whining! And don't *ever* speak ill of Tay-Laut!
Bertram: How come I'm not scary anymore? Maybe I should put on spooky zombie makeup like you.
Jessie Prescott: I'm not wearing any zombie makeup!
Bertram: [shrieks] That's your face?
[gives up and tosses the mask]
Bertram: I can't compete with that, I give up on Halloween.