- Riley Parks: [noticing the linen stocking boy] Oh. Wow. I don't know if he's so hot because he's gorgeous, or because he can actually do laundry.
- Linette Montgomery: If God meant women to be single, He would have taught us all how to use a hammer.
- Riley Parks: You never give up, do you?
- Linette Montgomery: Why should I? I deserve to be happy. We both do.
- Riley Parks: Too intense?
- Lacey Jean Locklin: Three phone numbers and your e-mail might have been a bit much.