- June Colburn: [Chloe is with unsuitable boyfriend] Chloe, take your beer goggles off.
- Chloe: [tipsy] No!
- June Colburn: Chloe, he has a wife and a child!
- Chloe: And a jet!
- Chloe: [leaving with June, after seeing her boyfriend in a sober light] Well, that's unfortunate. I must set fire to his car to punish him for my mistake.
- June Colburn: Say, that sounds like you.
- June Colburn: [conscience bothering her about setting Chloe up with unsuitable guy] So you know Chloe well?
- James Van Der Beek: Huh?
- June Colburn: Has she ever dated a guy who is not up to her physical and/or mental standards?
- James Van Der Beek: Oh no, what? Has she got her martini goggles on again?
- [laughs]
- James Van Der Beek: Yeah, every once in a while she goes through these periods where she gets super-smashed and her judgment goes right out the window. She'll get on a tree stump and think it's a Kennedy.
- June Colburn: That... that's exactly what's happening.
- James Van Der Beek: It's all right. Just tell her. She'll have a laugh, set fire to his car, and move on.
- [continues paging through magazine]
- June Colburn: I will. I will totally tell her. Right after I sign my contract on Friday.
- [conscience showing]
- June Colburn: This is my dream job. And Chloe said herself to do whatever it takes.
- James Van Der Beek: Devious.
- [raises eyebrow]
- James Van Der Beek: James likey. What do you think, this could be my new catchphrase for Dancing With The Stars, I'm gonna say it as often as I can.
- [she nods]
- James Van Der Beek: James likey.
- June Colburn: Oh, it's so much fun to watch your process.
- James Van Der Beek: [into his own exploits] Yeah.
- June Colburn: Chloe, I'm not drinking my way into a job.
- Chloe: If you want your dreams to come true, you'd better do whatever it takes. Now slip off your panties, and put on this dress.
- [unfurls a sparkly low-cut designer dress]
- James Van Der Beek: Damn!