Family Guy (TV Series)
Into Fat Air (2012)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : I'm sick of this family always feeling second best. I want to do something we can be proud of. I want Stewie, Meg and Chris to grow up with some confidence.
Stewie Griffin : Then don't buy our shoes at the car wash.
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Lois Griffin : Peter, don't be ridiculous. Ross' wife was with him and in fact, they invited us all over for dinner tonight.
Peter Griffin : Oh, come on, Lois. I hate that guy. I don't want to have dinner with him.
Lois Griffin : Hey! It's cooked food in another house. That's exciting for life-over women like me.
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Lois Griffin : Peter, you left the flap open.
Peter Griffin : It's like a thousand degrees in here, Lois.
Lois Griffin : Close the tent now! It's freezing!
Peter Griffin : Headline: "Woman Cold."
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Lois Griffin : You'll never guess who I ran into at the market just now.
Stewie Griffin : Your hairdresser who's almost dead from cancer?
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Lois Griffin : Okay, gang, once we arrive in Nepal, we'll get all the supplies we need for the trip up Everest.
Peter Griffin : Okay, but remember, kids, the people there have never seen people before. So when they walk up to you, quickly stuff a dollar bill in their mouth, and then you can pet 'em as much as you want.
Chris Griffin : Is that true, Dad?
Peter Griffin : Nah. Truth is, I don't know nothing about this place. I don't even know why it's called Nepal.
[cut to heaven, where Jesus and God are looking down at Earth]
God : The mountains look like nipples.
Jesus Christ : Well, you can't just call a country "Nipples".
God : What about "Ne-pahl"?
Jesus Christ : Ooh, I like that.
God : Ha, shocker: God gets it right.
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Lois Griffin : Wow, Pam. Everything smells terrific. Did you make all of this yourself?
Pam Fishman : Yeah, I just got home from work, put down the lawyer's briefcase and put on the chef's hat. You know how it is.
Peter Griffin : Nah. She don't do nothing.