- Sophie Devereaux: Look, did you know about this? Girls being dropped from twenty feet. It's unbelievable.
- Parker: I know, right? Twenty feet? Walk it off.
- Sophie Devereaux: Parker, you do know that normal people don't just "walk off" a twenty-foot fall, right?
- Parker: So... all those times I pushed Hardison off a building and he was all "Ahhh!", he wasn't just being funny?
- Alec Hardison: No.
- Eliot Spencer: I thought it was funny, Parker.
- Sophie Devereaux: Ah, I love government. Shady deals, back-room meetings. It is grifter paradise.
- Eliot Spencer: This is wrong. We work outside the law, not smack dab in the middle of it.
- Nathan Ford: Relax, Eliot. Elected officials are the easiest marks in the world. Between their ego, the greed, and the politics... more hooks than a bait shop.
- Eliot Spencer: I'm just saying we'd be better off running a stock scam or maybe a little heist.
- Alec Hardison: Hey, the government's just a system, baby. And if it's a system, we can hack it.