Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Bryan Cranston: Li
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Quotes
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Po : Who are you?
Li : I'm Li Shang. I'm looking for my son.
[everybody gasps]
Po : You lost your son?
Li : Yes. Many years ago.
Po : I lost my father.
Li : I'm very sorry.
Po : Thank you.
[pause]
Li : Well, good luck to you.
Po : You too. I hope you find your son.
Li : And I hope you find your father.
[they both walk off, everyone facepalms]
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Po : [Mr. Ping has stowed away in Po's travel bag] Dad?
Li : [thinks Po is talking to him] Yes?
Po : [sternly] Dad...
[opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside]
Mr. Ping : Yes?
Po : What are you doing here?
Mr. Ping : What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?
Po : No, I mean why are you here ?
Mr. Ping : What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.
Li : Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...
Mr. Ping : Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.
Li : Seriously?
Po : Yeah.
Li : OK, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.
Po : [amazed] You can fly?
Mr. Ping : I'm a bird, Po.
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Li : [to Po] You must rediscover what it is to be a panda!
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Li : You have to come home with me.
Po : What? To the secret village?
Li : Yes, son. You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those 103 dumplings? I was just warming up.
Po : I always knew I wasn't eating up to my full potential!
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Li : Panda's don't walk. We roll!
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Li : She was the total package: smart, beautiful, tremendous appetite
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Po : Guys guys, you're never gonna guess who just showed up. Not in a million years. You can't... you just try...
[Li lifts his helmet slightly]
Tigress , Monkey , Crane , Viper , Mantis , Shifu : [in unison] Your father!
Po : Whoa, how did you just guess that? Oh, wait a second. Yeah, of course. We look exactly the same. Dad, say hi to my friends. Mantis, Tigress, Monkey, Crane and Viper.
Li : [shook Monkey's hand] Oh, Viper, was it?
Monkey : Monkey, sir.
Po : They're kinda my best friends. And this... this is Master Shifu. Legend!
Shifu : It is an honor to meet you, Master Panda.
[to Po]
Shifu : Perhaps your father would care to join us in the training hall?
[to Li]
Shifu : Your son will be teaching the class.
[Monkey, Viper, Mantis, and Crane cringe]
Li : Oh ho!
Po : I'm sure he's tired. I'm sure you're tired. He's tired. I'm gonna show him to the Chrysanthemum Suite.
Li : What, tired? No, I'm fine. I would love to watch you teach.
Po : Trust me. It would be more fun to watch me...
[the bell tower suddenly rings]
Po : Fight!
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Po : [Po returns to the mortal world] Dad. Dad. Dads!
[both run to Po and hug him]
Mr. Ping : Don't you go disappearing in petals ever again.
Li : We thought we lost you.
Po : No, you saved me. you all did.
[Po looks at everybody and Big Fun laughs]
Po : Now, come on over here!
[Everyone runs to Po]
Big Fun : Hugs!
[Tigress, Monkey, Crane, Viper, Mantis and the pandas hugs Po]
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Viper : We need a chi master.
Shifu : He will continue stealing the chi of masters until he has consumed it all.
[Po looks at the early parts of the scroll, taking notice of the ancient pandas that could teach chi]
Viper : We have to make a way to stop him.
Crane : Or he'll get more and more powerful with every master he defeats!
Tigress : We have no choice. We fight.
Li : I can teach you, son.
[Mr. Ping gasps]
Po : You can do this?
Li : Well, of course. I'm a panda.
Po : That must be why the universe sent you here!
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Li : Everyone, everyone gather around! This is my son.
[Three panda kids climb on Po's shoulders]
Po : Triplets!
Ku Ku : Hi, I'm Ku Ku.
Meng Meng : I'm Meng Meng.
Shuai Shuai : I'm Shuai Shuai.
Meng Meng : Your fur is soft.
Shuai Shuai : He smells like cookies.
Grandma Panda : He's so handsome. Just like his father.
Mr. Ping : Thank you.
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Li : Son, these are your cousins. Dim and Sum.
Po : I have cousins!
Sum : Welcome!
Dim : Welcome!
[Sum puts a necklace of buns on Po]
Po : Whoa, buns on a string.
Sum : We call it a snacklace.
Dim : That's right.
[Dim, Sum, and other villagers eat off the snacklace]
Sum : Dah... we'll make you another one.