- Willoughby Kipling: That was a de-aging spell you... whatever the female equivalent of a dick-head is!
- Crazy Jane: Clit-head?
- Crazy Jane: Look, let me tell you something. I'm starting to think that the world's always gonna need rescuing. But you gotta wonder... when you're out there saving the planet, who the fuck is rescuing you?
- Willoughby Kipling: We're wandering into the literal end of days as we speak.
- Cliff Steele: Uh, actually, we took care of the end of the world last week. Consider the butts wiped. Front to back.
- Rita Farr: If you think I'm going to have a heart-to-heart with you while a used condom stares at me from a broken diaper changing table, you've got another thing coming.
- Madame Rouge: [to Willoughby] Is it true your kind don't get your proper magic till you've lost your virginity?
- Cliff Steele: Dude! Your V-seal grew back?