Quotes
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[Beerus was asking everyone that before he was destroy the planet Earth]
Beerus : Look, I like your planet, or rather I've enjoyed myself enough to not despise it entirely. I'll give you one last chance to save yourselves. I nominate you!
[points at Oolong, everyone turns to Oolong, and he shocked]
Beerus : Yes, I'm singling you out, Porky!
Oolong : Who, me?
Beerus : [licks his lips] That's right, the one who looks so delicious...
Oolong : [freaked out] He wants my bacon...
Beerus : Come a little closer, won't you?
Oolong : I taste awful! I don't exercise, I eat nothing but junk!
Beerus : All you have to do is play a game of paper rock scissors! If you win I'll leave your Earth intact, but of course if I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust!
Oolong : He's kidding, right?
Krillin : I guess it's a universal game.
Oolong : Don't make me, I suck at paper rock scissors!
Puar : This is great! It's your big break, Oolong! You've never had a chance to be important before! But don't lose, because if we die it'll be all your fault!
Oolong : You're not helping, Puar!
Yamcha : Hey! Wait a second, I figured it out! I know why he picked you as his opponent, Oolong, it makes sense!
Oolong : Huh?
Yamcha : This guy thinks you're just an ordinary pig with ordinary pig hooves! And a pig hoof could only make Scissors, so he'd win every time with Rock! But you're not a pig, are you? You're a pig man! You've got fingers, you can throw all the signs! He's gonna draw Rock for sure, Oolong, I know it! All you have to do is draw Paper, and you'll win!
Oolong : [encouraged] Stupid cat alien, thinking he's got me pegged... I'll make him sorry!
Beerus : Are you ready, pig?
Oolong : You bet!
Beerus : On three...
Beerus , Oolong : One, two, three!
[Oolong draws Paper... and Beerus draws Scissors, which beats Paper]
Beerus : You fools, don't you see my ears? I heard your whole plan!
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[last lines]
Piccolo : When you're back into a corner, Goku. It's almost scary what you're capable of.
Vegeta : Listen to me, Kakarot. The next time, we need that kind of power. I'm the one who gets to be the God, are we clear?
Goku : Okay, that's only fair. But, I'll warn you that God power up gives one heck of a hang over.
[laughing, shocked]
Goku : Oh! Speaking of power-ups: When Bulma got hit, you sure went crazy, huh?
[mimicking Vegeta, yells]
Goku : "MY BULMA!" That was funny! She's quite the motivator for you, I was impress!
Bulma : My hero!
Vegeta : What? That's ridiculous! I don't remember saying that!... And it's hardly what matters!
[turns to Goku]
Vegeta : In that great moment, I surpassed you, Kakarot!
Goku : Yeah, you definitely did. I guess the next time, we're fighting someone that strong. We'll just have to get them and slap Bulma and then we be all good, right?
[Bulma and Vegeta are getting angry]
Bulma : That's really funny!
[slaps Goku in the face]
Piccolo : How'd you know about Vegeta's power-up? I thought you weren't here yet. You've already arrived by Instant Transmission. You were watching the fight, weren't you?
Goku : Uh, Maybe?
[laughing]
Bulma : Goku!
Oolong : [jumps on Goku, pulling his hair] You were watching us be his punching bags? What were you eating popcorn, too?
Goku : Sorry, okay? I was studying Beerus' moves! You know, I'm trying to come up to strategy to beat him! True, I didn't think of anything! But, is that the point?
Vegeta : Bulma, I believe Kakarot deserves some more of your signature slaps!
Bulma : He sure does!
Goku : Oh, come on! I'm sorry! I admit it was wrong, that counts for something -
[Bulma slapping him, Goku screaming in fear]