Quotes
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[Beerus was asking everyone that before he was destroy the planet Earth]
Beerus : Look, I like your planet, or rather I've enjoyed myself enough to not despise it entirely. I'll give you one last chance to save yourselves. I nominate you!
[points at Oolong, everyone turns to Oolong, and he shocked]
Beerus : Yes, I'm singling you out, Porky!
Oolong : Who, me?
Beerus : [licks his lips] That's right, the one who looks so delicious...
Oolong : [freaked out] He wants my bacon...
Beerus : Come a little closer, won't you?
Oolong : I taste awful! I don't exercise, I eat nothing but junk!
Beerus : All you have to do is play a game of paper rock scissors! If you win I'll leave your Earth intact, but of course if I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust!
Oolong : He's kidding, right?
Krillin : I guess it's a universal game.
Oolong : Don't make me, I suck at paper rock scissors!
Puar : This is great! It's your big break, Oolong! You've never had a chance to be important before! But don't lose, because if we die it'll be all your fault!
Oolong : You're not helping, Puar!
Yamcha : Hey! Wait a second, I figured it out! I know why he picked you as his opponent, Oolong, it makes sense!
Oolong : Huh?
Yamcha : This guy thinks you're just an ordinary pig with ordinary pig hooves! And a pig hoof could only make Scissors, so he'd win every time with Rock! But you're not a pig, are you? You're a pig man! You've got fingers, you can throw all the signs! He's gonna draw Rock for sure, Oolong, I know it! All you have to do is draw Paper, and you'll win!
Oolong : [encouraged] Stupid cat alien, thinking he's got me pegged... I'll make him sorry!
Beerus : Are you ready, pig?
Oolong : You bet!
Beerus : On three...
Beerus , Oolong : One, two, three!
[Oolong draws Paper... and Beerus draws Scissors, which beats Paper]
Beerus : You fools, don't you see my ears? I heard your whole plan!
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[Goku meets Beerus and Whis]
Goku : Well, hello there. So, I'm Go- Uh, sorry, I mean. My name is Sir Goku, sir. It is an honor for you to meet me.
Beerus : If you say so. Now, if that's out of the way, There's something I was hoping I ask you about. Uh, let's see... Super...
Whis : Super Saiyan God, I believe it was.
Beerus : Yes, yes. So, now what can you tell me about the existence of this Super Saiyan God?
Goku : Super Saiyan God. Let me think. Well, I know all about just plain all Super Saiyans. But, this Super Saiyan God stuff isn't ring any bells, dude.
King Kai : Huh?
Goku : [exclaims] I know what all up it, good sir!
King Kai : I must admit that, this is the first time on myself of heard any mention of a Super Saiyan God.
Beerus : Eh, I see... Whis here tells me, you are the one who slayed that bastard Frieza.
Goku : Frieza? Uh, ye... Yep, that was me, all right. I beat him, sir.
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Whis : Lord Beerus, it's time. Time to wake up.
[Beerus' ears are heard]
Whis : And don't fall back asleep. Recall that it was you, yourself after all who set the alarm bomb to get off at this time. I hate to see you oversleep, and through one of your backup alarm will...
[the hourglass alarm bombs explosion two times]
Beerus : Fine, Whis. I'm up.
Whis : [sighs] I just don't want you sleeping in for 15 years too late, and waking up a groggy like the last time. But, if you requires some more coddling.
[cough and picks up the microphone]
Whis : I'm always happy to show off my vocal range with the singing performance trust you.
[the microphone feedback, Whis humming]
Beerus : [yells] I said "I'm up!" Oh, but it's so cozy.
[Beerus began to gets up, yawning and licking his arms]
Beerus : To count as truly restful slumber, I have to get at least 50 years. 39 is little more than a cat nap.
Whis : Lord Beerus, again it was you who chose this wake up time.
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Beerus : [comes to Buu with pudding] You, there. Kindly hand over one of those pudding cups to Lord Beerus.
Whis : One for me too, please.
[Buu ignoring Beerus and Whis]
Beerus : I understand if you can't spare two, So I'll just take mine.
Whis : Beerus, that's hardly fair.
Beerus : [to Whis] You made it sound like you're already had one.
[to Buu]
Beerus : Give me the pudding.
Buu : No! Buu eat!
Beerus : What?
Buu : Pudding is all for Buu!
Beerus : You're being a rude guest!
Buu : All pudding cups for Buu's!
[licking the pudding cups, Beerus began to angry, growling at him]
Beerus : [grabs the pudding cups] Give me one of them now!
Buu : No!
[blows raspberry at Beerus]
Beerus : I want the pudding!
Buu : No, mine!
Beerus : Give me one, you dumb blob!
[Buu began to drinking all the pudding cups, slams down the plate. Beerus shocked]
Buu : You call Buu dumb? Now, Buu turn you into a candy and eat you!
Vegeta : [shocked at Beerus and Buu] Come on, I can't sit down for one second!
Beerus : [began to rage at Buu] You've made me MAD!
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Beerus : Of course, before any creation must come to destruction.