Gabrielle: [after Gaby loses Mrs. Hammond's commission to Carlos' Rehab charity] Do you have any idea how much commission I stood to make from this lady?
Carlos: Gaby...
Gabrielle: Doris was my golden goose! I was fattening her up, and then you went and stole all her eggs, and - and, well, I don't know where this metaphor is going, but I am mad at you, Mister.
Carlos: Gaby...
Gabrielle: No, stop "Gaby-ing" me. I will not be "Gaby'ed"!
Carlos: Look, where Doris puts her money is her decision. Tomorrow morning, 9:00, she's putting it here.
Gabrielle: Okay, you don't have to be so smug just 'cause you're
[gestures air quotes]
Gabrielle: "doing charity"
Carlos: No quotation marks! I'm actually doing charity. Helping people put their lives together.
Gabrielle: And I'm helping people put their wardrobes together! Potato, Potahto.
Carlos: I got to run to a meeting.
Gabrielle: Now? We're in the middle of an argument.
Carlos: Yeah, but it's no fun to argue when only one side is morally defensible. But you know what is fun? A little victory dance.
[Carlos imitates a dance beat and does his victory dance, ending with a slap on his behind]