- Aidan Waite: Why don't you throw your stuff downstairs in the basement in my room.
- Kenny: Wait a second, you don't want me to call you a lord of the night, but you live in the basement?
- Josh Levison: You know, it's true when they say. The bachelor party isn't for the groom. It's for the groom's gay sister.
- Emily Levison: Aidan called you a werewolf.
- Josh Levison: I used to be one, and then I wasn't. And now I'm gonna be one again.