- Claude: [explaining why he was in San Antonio, Texas] I had a love there, the one true love of my life, so I moved there to be with him. I think that's when I started having sex and eggs for breakfast.
- Catherine: You know, most guys, if they don't leave right after the fuck, they slip out in the middle of the night and you never hear from them again. Or worse, they move in and take over your place - then you find out they're married or the police are after them. Even worse, he is jobless and homeless. And even MORE more worse - like my last guy - all three together.
- Michael: And, uh, if you're ever in L.A., uh, give me a call. I'm behind the scenes, so I have no morals clause.