In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler talks about what impression she leaves on the natives whenever she goes traveling. Chelsea and her round table panelists
James Davis,
Sarah Colonna and
Gary Valentine discuss US Weekly reporting that
Nicole Kidman gave
Katie Holmes advice on how to get out of the marriage to
Tom Cruise, a man in Central Park dressed as Elmo ranting about how the Jews are keeping him down,
Britney Spears storming off the set of
The X Factor (2011) after a drag queen contestant performed a rendition of her song "Crazy", a woman and a bounty hunter's plan to nab her now adult son's biological father for nineteen years of back child support payments, and a British man charged with assault after he squirted his girlfriend with BBQ sauce because she was reading the book "Fifty Shades of Grey". And Chelsea chats with guest
Russell Brand about his new show
Brand X with Russell Brand (2012), what he did for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebration, and the difference between making out with
Alec Baldwin and prostitutes.
—Huggo