2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the One-Night Stands (2012)

Dan Warner: Guard #1

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Quotes 

• Guard #1 : Hey, Shonda, who you here to see?

  Shonda : Who's available?

  [the guard stares at her] 

  Shonda : I'm just cracking wise. You know I'm here to see Squirm.

• Caroline Channing : I'd like to see a manager.

  [the guard stares at Caroline] 

  Guard #1 : There's no manager. It's a prison.

  Caroline Channing : Well, then, who runs this place?

  Guard #1 : Well, the Aryan Brotherhood's getting pretty strong.