2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Kosher Cupcakes (2012)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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Quotes 

• Max Black : You realized I replaced that Purell with K-Y, right?

  Caroline Channing : Max, please say you're kidding.

  Max Black : Of course I'm kidding. I can't afford lube. I just use my tears.

  Caroline Channing : Max seriously, don't mess with my hand sanitizer. I've already caught poverty this year and I refuse to catch the flu.

• Shmuley : [David and Shmuley are throwing money at Caroline]  Ya like that?

  Caroline Channing : Stop.

  Shmuley : Ya like that?

  Caroline Channing : Stop it.

  Shmuley : Ya like that?

  Caroline Channing : That's it! Listen! Hit me with one more dead president and you'll be 6 feet under with Biggie and Tupac! You understand me, Jew Tang Clan?

  Shmuley : Skinny bitch came to play!

• David : Yo, yo, yo, what up, cupcake bitches?

  Shmuley : I'm fixing to marry me a beyotch who bakes like this, son.

  Caroline Channing : Uh, I don't know what is going on, but I'm pretty sure boys and girls aren't supposed to be socializing, right?

  Shmuley : Damn, sweetness, your lips are moving, but your ass is doing all the talking.

  Max Black : Uh, is that Yiddish?

• David : [to Caroline]  Yo, don't get jealous vanilla cup, how about you turn yourself around and make it pop for daddy?

  Caroline Channing : How would you like it if I told your mother right on the other side of that door how you boys were in here disrespecting us?

  Shmuley : How is you gonna say anything with your mouth full?

  David : Damn son!