- Bud Gleeful: Gideon Charles Gleeful, you clean up your room this instant!
- Lil Gideon: [shouting] I can buy and sell you, old man!
- Bud Gleeful: [shrugs] Fair enough.
- Little Old Lady: If she says no, I think I'll just die of sadness.
- Doctor: I can verify that that will indeed happen.
- Bud Gleeful: You simply must come in for coffee.
- Grunkle Stan: But, but I came...
- Bud Gleeful: It's imported! All the way from Colombia!
- Grunkle Stan: Wow! I went to jail there once!
- Mabel Pines: Wendy, I need some advice. You've broken up with guys, right?
- Wendy: Oh yeah. Russ Durham, Eli Hall, Stoney Davidson...
- Mabel Pines: I don't know what's wrong with me. I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross.
- Wendy: ...Psyche Wirley, Nate Holt, ugh, that guy with the tattoos...
- Mabel Pines: Maybe letting Dipper do it for me was a mistake. Gideon deserves an honest breakup.
- Wendy: ...Danny Feldman, Mark Epsteen.
- [gasp]
- Wendy: Oh man. I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him. No wonder he keeps calling me.
- Mabel Pines: I know what I gotta do. Thanks for talkin' to me, Wendy.
- Wendy: [cell phone buzzes, presses a button] Ignore.
- Mabel Pines: Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right? Woudn't you like that?
- Lil Gideon: Really?
- Mabel Pines: No! Not really! You were like attacking my brother! What the heck?