- [Austin's record company is hosting a Halloween party]
- Austin Moon: Cool, it's at Brownstone Mansion.
- Dez: Ooh, I heard that place is haunted.
- Jimmy Starr: Legend has it that angry ghosts appear to take revenge upon the living. You can hear them moaning. Mysterious red slime oozes form the walls...
- [suddenly normal]
- Jimmy Starr: Or at least that's what it says on the brochure.
- [Team Austin is trying to cover up an angry text message]
- Trish De La Rosa: We have to find Jimmy before he reads that text. Let's split up.
- Dez: Umm, have you never seen a horror movie? You can't just split up in a haunted house. That's where one of the teenagers gets it.
- Trish De La Rosa: Let's hope it's the tall goofy one. We're splitting up.
- [uses his "ghost detector" on Trish]
- Dez: Hold on... Picking up something cold and soulless... Oh, hey. It's you.